CONTEST IS LIVE — SEPT 1-Oct 31, 2026
CANADA'S
STUPIDEST
T-SHIRT DESIGN
$1,000 CASH + ROYALTIES.
YOUR STUPID IDEA. OUR PRINTING. CANADA DECIDES.
HOW IT WORKS
Four dead-simple steps. No minimums. No bullsh*t.
01
SUBMIT
Upload your stupidest, funniest, most Canadian t-shirt design idea before the deadline.
02
WE PICK THE FINALISTS
The LoudMouth team reviews eligible submissions and selects the finalists.
03
CANADA VOTES 🇨🇦
All finalists go live at the same time.
Canada gets to decide which design deserves to win.
04
WE CROWN Canada'S STUPIDEST DESIGN
Final score:
70% Community Vote 30% LoudMouth Judges
SUBMIT YOUR DESIGN
Got a design or saying so dumb it's brilliant? Send us your artwork or saying (PNG or JPG, high-res) along with your name and Instagram handle. We'll add it to the contest gallery and let CANADA vote.
WHAT TO INCLUDE
Your design file (PNG or JPG, high-res)
Your full name
Your Instagram / social handle
T-shirt size preference
SUBMIT VIA EMAIL
Please include Full Name, Contact Number, and Design Name and don't forget to include the file. Submissions are reviewed and added to the gallery within 48 hours.
WHAT YOU WIN
Three ways to walk away a winner. No minimums. No bullsh*t. Just damn good prizes.
GRAND PRIZE
$1000 CASH
Your design becomes an official LoudMouth release.
Plus, you'll earn an ongoing royalty on every qualifying sale of your winning design.
Royalty percentage and payment terms are outlined in the Official Contest Rules.
RUNNER UP
$250 CASH
Your design printed as a limited run of 25 shirts, plus $150 in LoudMouth store credit.
PEOPLE'S CHOICE
$100 STORE CREDIT
Voted the funniest by the community — printed on one exclusive shirt for you.
Canada's Stupidest Shirt Gallery
The dumbest, funniest, most unhinged designs Canadian's have submitted so far. You've been warned.
Moose Knuckles
Poutine Forever
Sorry Eh?
Beaver Chaos
Maple Mayhem
Puck Yeah
Double Double Trouble
Loonie Toons
See All Entries
RULES & ELIGIBILITY
Open to legal residents of Canada who are 18 years of age or older at the time of entry. Limit one entry per person. Employees, contractors and anyone currently working professionally with LoudMouth Print Co. are not eligible to win.
We want your stupidest, funniest, weirdest, most ridiculous T-shirt idea. Push the humour. Make us laugh. Make us question your judgment.
But there is one line we don't cross:
ZERO HATE.
No racism. No homophobia. No transphobia. No sexism. No religious hatred. No ableism. No hate speech, slurs, threats, harassment or designs that attack, demean or dehumanize a person or group based on who they are.
We believe you can be loud without being hateful.
Your submission must also be your own original work and cannot infringe on someone else's copyright, trademark or other intellectual-property rights.
KEEP IT STUPID. KEEP IT ORIGINAL. KEEP IT HATE-FREE.
LoudMouth reserves the right to reject or remove any submission that violates these standards.
You keep ownership of your original design. By entering, you give LoudMouth permission to display, promote, reproduce and share your submission in connection with the contest and its promotion. If your design wins, you grant LoudMouth the rights necessary to produce, market and sell the winning shirt under the prize/royalty arrangement described on this page.
The Grand Prize winner is determined 70% by community voting and 30% by the LoudMouth team. We'll be looking for originality, humour, creativity, printability and, most importantly, whether the idea is stupid enough to deserve the title. LoudMouth's decisions regarding eligibility and final results are final.
Share your entry. Beg your friends. Annoy your family. Post it everywhere. That's fair game. Bots, purchased votes, fake accounts, automated voting or other attempts to manipulate the results aren't. Suspicious votes may be removed and entries may be disqualified.
The contest launches on 12:00 am September 1, 2026 and runs until 11:59 pm on October 31, 2026. Submissions and voting close on the date and time displayed on the contest page. Winners will be announced within approximately 7 days after voting closes.
No purchase is necessary to enter or win. Winners must meet all eligibility requirements and may be required to verify their identity, Canadian residency and ownership of their submission before receiving a prize. Where required by Canadian law, a selected winner must correctly answer a time-limited mathematical skill-testing question before being declared a winner.
ENTRIES CLOSE SOON
THE CLOCK'S TICKING
2 months to submit your dumbest, funniest, most Canadian design idea. Entries close soon — get yours in before time runs out.
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